I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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