is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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