I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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