***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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