A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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