Nicole vs. Life
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
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can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
send nudes
from the living room?
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