what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Can I color on your dick again?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
