You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
