Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
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