I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
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I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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