no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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