She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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