WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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