Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I'm having to shit out rocks
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