I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
how does that bad decision feel?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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