i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
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I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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