My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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