i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
and she was petting her beer can
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
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I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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