I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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