Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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