I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
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Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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