there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Randomize
