people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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