READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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