I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
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He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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