are you so shy because you have an std?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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