That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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