i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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