Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
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Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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