I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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