you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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