Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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