Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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