he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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