Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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