I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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