Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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