my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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