are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize