: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
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well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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