Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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