You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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