The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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