Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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