I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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