in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
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OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
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It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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