Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
birth control should be required to get into college
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
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Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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