Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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