The maid of honor just puked.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
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He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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