Apparently you make a good broom.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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