It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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