awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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