but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
We are all done wearing pants today
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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