ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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