dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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