Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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