my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
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I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
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I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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