Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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