I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Threesome in a minivan. New low
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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