it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
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I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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