with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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