so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
