this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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