Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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